Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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