so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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