haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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