so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
tell me about the fingering
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