Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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