Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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