its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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