Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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