So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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