what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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