I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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