whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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