bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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