How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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