Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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