i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is Oprah even human
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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