I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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