I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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