yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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