After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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