Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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