It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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