Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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