Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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