Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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