someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
