if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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