The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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