dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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