you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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