then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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