She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize
