I have demons in me.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
