I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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