dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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