I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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