This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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