just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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