That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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