I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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