I think I am morally bankrupt
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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