I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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