her vagine was all disorganized.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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