just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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