office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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