So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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