Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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