I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
and she was petting her beer can
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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