Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
True strength comes from lack of pants
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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