Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's rum buckets o'clock
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
