I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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